Napo-lish (troppo divertente!)

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Data: 26/1/2006 1.7.45
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Put Ur Hand

This file would be the first step to recover a past work, unfortunately get lost.

Napolish

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Item	Napulitan	English	*Meaning*
1	Miett’ Man	Put your hand	Start your work
2	O’ purp se coce n’da l’acqua soje	The octopus cooks in his own water	Give time to time
3	O’ fatt e famm rirere	The fact of let me laugh	*Used as substantive to substitute a forgotten object name*
4	O’ cazz ch’è cacat’	The dick you shitted	Expression used to manifest disagreement / I don’t agree
5	O’ cazz c’a bacchett’	A stick-mounted dick	Expression used to manifest a disagreement / I don’t agree
6	Acchiapp’ a Pepp	Catch Joseph	Expression used to suggest attention to happening events / Be careful
7	Meza recchia	Half of ear	Gay
8	E muorte e chi te muorte	The dead of your dead	*Offensive expression blaming the dead relative*
9	E meglje muorte e chi te muorte	The best dead of your dead	Offensive expression blaming the poor deadrelative (As the item 8 multiplied by two)
10	E meglje muorte e chi te muorte e e chi te stramuorte	The best dead of your dead and of your extra dead	Offensive expression blaming the poor dead relative and the most affective dead relative (As the item 8 multiplied by four)
11	E meglje muorte e chi te muorte, e chi te stramuorte e e chi te sona e campane a muort	The best dead of your dead, of your extra dead and of whom is going to play the bells at your death day	Offensive expression blaming the poor dead relative, the most affective dead relative and the alive relative (As the item 8 multiplied by eight)
12	Chi c’ha cecat?	Who blinded us?	Expression used to show regret for a done action
13	E’ fatta a figura toja!	You made your own figure	*A jockey way to express compliment for someone bad action*
14	Chesta cosa se chiamma Pietro (e torna indietro)	This thing is called Jack (it has to come back)	Used when you borrow something and want to remind that the thing has to be returned.
15	Tiene cchiù corne tu ca na sporta e marruzze!	You have more horns than a basket of snails.	Offensive expression used for adulterated people. Cuckold!
16	Quant’è vvera a Maronna!	As far as Our Lady is true.	Expression used to swear
17	A fessa e’ soreta	Your sister’s pussy	No comment
18	Iamme bbell	Let’s go beautiful	Come on!
19	Mai pe ccumanno	Never for command	A polite way to have someone do something.
20	Vi sto pregando!	I’m praying you	You cannot (or don’t want) understand what I say (or want) despite my kind way to ask you for.
21	T’hanna magna’ i cani i canciello	Shall the gate dogs eat you!	Wishing bad time for hated person.
22	Capo!	Head!	Hey, guy!
23	Me so ffatto comm’accetta	I made myself like a hatchet	I stuffed myself with foods.
24	Meza latrina	Half a public lavatory	Insult
25	Accussì perdimmo Filippo e o panaro	This way we will lose both Philip and the basket	This way our defeat will be complete
26	Iesce sole!	Come out, sun!	It is not exactly a good beginning
27	Facimmo a fine re ccarcioffole	We make the end of artichokes	It is not exactly a good way going
28	Iammo a mmare cu tutti i panni	We go into the sea with all the clothes	As above	See Smart Card Technical Offer
29	Belli cazzi!	Beautiful dicks!	I don’t agree
30	L’acqua è poca e a papera nun galleggia	The water is shallow and the duck doesn’t float	The realisation that the lack of factors always produce negative results.
31	Avimmo fatto trenta, facimmo trentuno	We made thirty, let’s make thirty-one	So far, we cannot come back.
32	Sang ra marina !	Navy’s blood !	Exclamation. (Something like “Bloody government&rdquo
33	Int ‘e ccorne ca tiene	Into the horns that you hold	Betrayed
34	Int’a bbambulina e soreta	Into your sister’s little dolly	Insult
35	Iammo ch’e cazzi	We go with the dicks !	It is not exactly a good trend
36	Facimmece a croce	Let’s make the cross	Bad way to begin! [religious]
37	Dio o’ ssape e a Maronna o’ vvere	God knows and Our Lady sees it	Only God knows the trouble I had (to do something) [religious]
38	Si caruto a rint’o lietto	You fell from your bed	You woke up very early this morning
39	Pe vintinove e trenta	For twenty nine and thirty	Narrowly
40	Tiene na bella mano a ffa i zeppole	You have a good hand making cakes	You are a little stingy (Zeppole are typical Neapolitan cakes mainly made one St. Joseph’s feast)
41	Passato o’ sant passat a fest!	Passed the saint passed the party!	Time is gone and we don’t need to celebrate someone
42	O’ piezze e spar	The spare part	Redundant part to be stocked [Technical]
43	Quann e’ partute o Palermo!	Once The “Palermo” shipped !	It’s too late to stop something or someone
44	Tieneme ‘ca te tengo!	Hold me that I hold you	We are both in trouble
45	Me sent comme a mille lire vecchia!	I feel like an old notes!	I feel scrambled
46	‘Ncoppe o bene!	Upon the well!	I swear!
47	M’Adda murì mammà (o’cane, o cardill, etc..)	Shall my poor mother (dog, bird, etc) die!	As above
48	Stamm sott o’ cielo!	We are under the sky!	Eventually we all are human and mortal! [Religious]
49	Uanemabella!!	OhBeautifulSoul!!	Exclamation of surprise.
50	E un!…..dicett chille ca cecaje lluocchie a mugliera	First is done ! …. Said the one who injured wife’s eye	I am on the right track to finish a heavy task!
51	Acqua ca nun cammin fa pantane e feta!	Not flowing water makes poll and bad smell.	Not managed situation soon or later, turn into trouble
52	Giorgio se ne vo’ i e o vescove o vo mannà	George would like to leave and the Bishop wants him to go!	No arguments on this issue
53	Mazz e panella fanne e figlie bbelle	Pools and rolls generate well-mannered sons	Suggested way to breed children
54	Panell e mazze fanne e figlie pazze	Rolls and pools generate crazy sons	Not suggested way to breed children / Wrong sequence sources problems in the education field!
55	A’ lantern mmane e cecate!	A lamp held by blinds!	You are not in the position to appreciate what you got
56	A’ pucchiacc mmane e criature	Pussy handled by children!	As above [Dirty]
57	O’ Patatern da o ppane a chi nun ttene e diente!	God grants hard food to whom is toothless!	Sometimes there is no justice in this world!
58	Simme fernuti a pisce fetienti!	We ended to bad fishes!	An argument that has degenerated in mutual insults or even thrashing.
59	A’ quagliammo sta staffa?!	Shall we fix this bracket?!	A rhetorical question to invite someone to hurry up or to finally end some task.
60	Vuttammo e mmane!	Let’s put our hands!	Hurry up!
61	Rocco fatic e Catarina (Pizzicato) magna	Rocky works and Catherine (Pizzicate) eats	You don’t seem so committed
62	A galline fà ll’ove e o galle cia abbruce ‘o cule	Chicken delivers eggs and the cock has a pain in his bottom	Complain about somebody else’s hard working
63	Nun ce accereti a salute	Do not kill us our health!	Wishing to be not bothered
64	L’asteco chiove e a fenesta scorre	The ceiling rains and the window leaks	Everything seems to be broken.
65	Votta a pretella e annascunn a’manella	You throw the stone hiding the hand	You don’t want to be responsible for your action
66	Nun sputa n’ciele ca n’faccia te torn	Don’t spit out the sky, cause it will back on your face	Think before talking
67	A cera se struja e a prucessione nun cammina
68	“Comme è bella a pulizia”, ricette chille che se giraje a mutannda o’cuntrarje!	“How beautiful is the cleanness” said the man who turned inside out his underpants!	No comment! Just disgust…